Nostalgic Television Buffs Gifts

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Police Box

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Lorne Greene

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

The Professionals.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Okay

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

Kellogg's Wapners

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

BBC Creative Dept.