Nostalgic Tv Enthusiast Gifts

'It was like a father to me.'

Okay

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Munster Island.

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

Nostalgiaville

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.