Tv Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

Munster Island.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Police Box

June Brown

Lorne Greene

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'The picture's snowy.'

Okay

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

"Good news, it's not groundhog day syndrome, you're just watching endless repeats of Murder She Wrote on ITV 3."

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

Kellogg's Wapners

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."