Television Nostalgia Fan Gifts

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#5 "There's something missing in my life..."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

Munster Island.

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

Elderly Tarzan...

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'We've really got to get a remote.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."