Television Nostalgia Fan Gifts

Your honor, when I became a lawyer, I thought I would end all of my cases with a Perry Mason moment, but it's never happened. So, I've decided to end this case with a Perry COMO moment. Do you mind if I sing "Mama Loves Mambo"? ! !

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#5 "There's something missing in my life..."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'It is too snowing!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Munster Island.

Police Box

Lorne Greene

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

June Brown

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

Elderly Tarzan...

The Professionals.

Norman Fell

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'We've really got to get a remote.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'