Nostalgic Tv Fan Gifts

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

Late Night TV

The Waltons Hit REALLY Hard Times

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

Munster Island.

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'Morcambe and Wise.'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

Elderly Tarzan...

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'We've really got to get a remote.'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

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