Nostalgic Tv Fan T-Shirts

Betty White

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

Late Night TV

The Professionals.

The Waltons Hit REALLY Hard Times

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

June Brown

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

Elderly Tarzan...

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Norman Fell