Nostalgic Television Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Munster Island.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Nostalgia TV.

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"