Nostalgic Tv Watcher T-Shirts

'Can't you finally admit that you were wrong? -- Lawrence Welk is NOT just a passing fad!'

"At least it wasn't THRUSH."

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Okay

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Kellogg's Wapners

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

BBC Creative Dept.

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?