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"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

A cat watching 'Tom and Jerry'

'This weather report is a repeat of one shown in 2009.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Christmas TV...

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

The Professionals.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

In-flight entertainment

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Still pretty liberal."

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Nostalgiaville

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'Postgrad Pat.'

The Shape of Progress.

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"