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"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"Thank You For Watching Regular Television."

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

'Looks like the Old Boy Network.'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Before the Internet

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Bring out yer books!'

"I made you a mixtape."