Nostalgic Tv Viewer Mugs

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

'This weather report is a repeat of one shown in 2009.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

In-flight entertainment

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Still pretty liberal."

Nostalgiaville

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

'Postgrad Pat.'

The Shape of Progress.

Okay

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'