Nostalgic Tv Watcher Pillows

'Can't you finally admit that you were wrong? -- Lawrence Welk is NOT just a passing fad!'

"At least it wasn't THRUSH."

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.

Ronnie Barker.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Christmas TV...

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Munster Island.

The Professionals.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Okay

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Happiness is a warm TV.

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Kellogg's Wapners

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"