Nostalgic Tv Enthusiasts Pillows

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Blue Peter on BBC1 1958-2012.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Police Box

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

The Professionals.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

Okay

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Happiness is a warm TV.

Kellogg's Wapners

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

BBC Creative Dept.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "