Nostalgic Tv Enthusiasts Pillows

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Happiness is a warm TV.

Okay

Kellogg's Wapners

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

Batman (Adam West)

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "