Nostalgic Tv Viewers Pillows

'Cheeze... I wasn't ready for Andy Rooney AND Morley Safer on high definition at the same time.'

'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Christmas TV...

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Late Night TV

The Professionals.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Okay

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

Happiness is a warm TV.

Kellogg's Wapners

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

BBC Creative Dept.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"