Nostalgic Tv Viewers Gifts

'Cheeze... I wasn't ready for Andy Rooney AND Morley Safer on high definition at the same time.'

'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

Okay

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Kellogg's Wapners

Happiness is a warm TV.

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

BBC Creative Dept.

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"