Nostalgic Tv Fans Gifts

Don Knotts (Barney Fife) arrives in heaven.

No need to retune.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

Munster Island.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Kellogg's Wapners

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Okay

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

BBC Creative Dept.

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.