Nostalgic Tv Show Enthusiasts Gifts

Mr. Brady, RIP

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Police Box

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

June Brown

Lorne Greene

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Pamela Anderson Ward.

The Professionals.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Okay

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Kellogg's Wapners

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'