Nostalgic Viewers Pillows

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Islington Angels.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'