Nostalgic Viewers Pillows

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Christmas TV...

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Old Book Smell

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Islington Angels.

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

Kids today