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The secret to Rip Van Winkle's lengthy slumber.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Munster Island.

Lorne Greene

Police Box

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Late Night TV

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

The Professionals.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Happiness is a warm TV.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Kellogg's Wapners

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Okay

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

BBC Creative Dept.