Television Nostalgia Buff Mugs

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'The picture's snowy.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

Okay

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'I bet we're the only house in the street with a 3D telly!'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

Kellogg's Wapners

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'