Tv Nostalgia Mugs

Her profile said she loves show tunes, but she didn't seem impressed that I know all the words to the "Gilligan's Island" theme song.

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

'It is too snowing!'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

June Brown

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Lorne Greene

Police Box

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'The picture's snowy.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

Kellogg's Wapners

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?