Tv Nostalgia Pillows

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

'It is too snowing!'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'The picture's snowy.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."