Television Nostalgia Pillows

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'It is too snowing!'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

June Brown

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Police Box

Lorne Greene

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

Head of Dumbing-Down

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

Kellogg's Wapners

'The picture's snowy.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."