Retro Toy Lovers Pillows

Kids today

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Rocking Horse

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Retro Kid.

Rocking Horse

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Clockwork Doll

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Sundial Watch

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"