Nostalgic Toy Lovers Pillows

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Rocking Horse

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Inaction Figure

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Jack in the Box

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Islington Angels.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'