Nostalgic Toy Lovers Pillows

"Gramps, how do these things work?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Rocking Horse

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Jack in the Box

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Inaction Figure

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Old Book Smell

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Islington Angels.

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.