Retro Toys Pillows

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Rocking Horse

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Boombox

Jeremy Clarkson.

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

It's a wireless.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Kids today

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Retro Kid.

Rocking Horse

"Now it's high definition!"

'The batteries must be dead.'

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Barbie dolls don't need internet access.'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'It does everything a smart phone does.'

"It's for you."

Publishing Co. Publishing the President's civil war diaries is a good idea, but there must be a better title than "The Lincoln Logs."

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

Something above the common