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'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Rocking Horse

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Boombox

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

Kids today

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Rocking Horse

Retro Kid.

"Now it's high definition!"

'The batteries must be dead.'

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"It's for you."

'It does everything a smart phone does.'

Something above the common

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

"I think you wound it too tight."

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"