Retro Collectibles Pillows

'It does everything a smart phone does.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Diner.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Cats on Board.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Rocking Horse

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Trump Poutine

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

Old Phones Lasagne

Keep on Truckin.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."