Retro Collectibles Gifts

"He's been around since the sixties."

It's a wireless.

'It does everything a smart phone does.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Diner.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Cats on Board.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Rocking Horse

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Trump Poutine

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Old hippie gives peace sign.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Keep on Truckin.

Old Phones Lasagne