Retro Collectible Lover Gifts

Overpriced gumball machine.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Early Piety

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

1930's Lady.

Opening the Barrel

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'