Retro Collectible Lover T-Shirts

Overpriced gumball machine.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Opening the Barrel

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Each one is signed and numbered.'