Retro Collector T-Shirts

The Shape of Progress.

'Yeah, I'm getting ready to make the announcement that the company is getting rid of our landlines and going exclusively cellular."

"And to my Cousin Ernie I leave my leisure suit."

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

Sam & Irma's Antiques - 'Hey, Irma! Our first computer!'

Phone Call

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"And this is our media room."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The original paperless office

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

1950's.