Retro Collectors T-Shirts

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

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