Retro Collectors Prints

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub