Collectible Lover Gifts

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Doulton Canada Geese

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Over-reaction Man.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

New summer barbie doll.

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Antique oriental carpets.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

End of career sale.

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."