Collectible Connoisseur Gifts

You Break It, You Buy It,

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

She's Got Bette Davis' Eyes.

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"If you buy the service plan, we can change the graduation date as often as neccessary."

"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"Do you think Tia Carmen will notice?"

Who will be the bigger collectible?

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Doulton Canada Geese

Moliere

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

Tosca on the balcony

Charles Dickens.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'