Collectible Enthusiast Gifts

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

'Eveyone get a Bobblehead Night, except me...'

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Doulton Canada Geese

"Don't keep me in suspense, Michael - what did they give you, a gold watch or a cheque?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Over-reaction Man.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Toys Were Me

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Antique oriental carpets.

End of career sale.

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Olympic Torch.

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'