Lovable Collector Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Latino Lover

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Letter Collecting Nerd

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Baby face

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Over-reaction Man.

"We never talk anymore."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Artisanal Pottery