Playful Collector Gifts

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Mixed Doubles.

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Best before 65 million BC.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ball as water-melon.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."