Playful Collector Mugs

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"You left this on our ship."

Raincloud Umbrella

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Mixed Doubles.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Best before 65 million BC.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"