Retro Items Gifts

"Yes, I'm on my mobile phone."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"There's more inside."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

"He's deliciously vintage."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"