Retro Items Gifts

"Yes, I'm on my mobile phone."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"There's more inside."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"