Collecting Retro Items Gifts

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

'No, it's not a virus.'

Diner.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Roasted

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Old Phones Lasagne

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"So much for that vintage!"

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'