Collecting Retro Items Pillows

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

'No, it's not a virus.'

Diner.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Roasted

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Old Phones Lasagne

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"So much for that vintage!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."