Collecting Vintage Pillows

'The thrill of June 4th,1941 suddenly came back to Arthur'

'I'm leaving you when they cut off our analogue signal, dear. . .'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

Early Colour TV

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rocking Horse

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

The original paperless office

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Old hippie gives peace sign.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"So much for that vintage!"