Vintage Collection Lovers Pillows

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Piety

Cats on Board.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."