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'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

Wine Lady

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Piety

Cats on Board.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The original paperless office

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Man...You age great!'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.