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Books On Paper

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Rag and Bone

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'But how do you download music?'

"Now then, what does Madam desire?"

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.'

'I really like these black and white pictures, Gramps. Did you Photoshop them?'

'This is from City Hospital...Everyone born in 1931 is being recalled.'

Roasted

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'Change? We're not against change. . . Change everything back to how it used to be!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Junk Bought, Antiques Sold.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Repeats! Nothing but repeats! Why don't they repeat the news from 1970, when news was much better?'

"Did you know we have "Hotel California" on album, 8-track, cassette, CD and MP3?"

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'

Football merchandising - 1953.

'It's a World War II portable phone and it works great when I have someone to crank it.'

Today's unsaleables are tomorrow's antiques.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."

Steampunk

Retro gear

"How long did you say this Christmas Tree has been in your family?"

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"Look what I found in the garage!"

Early man

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.