Vintage Memorabilia Collector T-Shirts

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Billy. The Kid.

Diner.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The original paperless office

Rocking Horse

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Downton Abbey Road"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.