Vintage Memorabilia Lover T-Shirts

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Early Colour TV

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Grandma's caf

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'