Vintage Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Thanks. It's vintage."

"Shall we join the men?"

Evacuees

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'

'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I have a very traditional approach to discipline.'

Old Timer.

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

'Oh Crud!'

"Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it."

"So, what's new?"

Man expressing a dislike for railroads

May, 1502. . . Leonardo Da Vinci Invents the Exercise Bike

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Women's Fashion

The brief period between the invention of the hot dog and the bun was a messy one.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Eighties Throwback.

"I need a valuation on my document please."

"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'Face it, Frank, it's gone. Accept it and move on to the next vintage.'

'How old is this vase?'

'I don't understand why nobody is coming in...'

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

Old woman with headphones on her ear trumpet.

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

Old-fashioned communication

Victorian Shop

"Does my bum look big in this?"